Cel-e-brate good times COME ON!!!
Yup - six months down and six months to go. Awesome. I feel like doing a sort-of written clips show (a cop out, to be sure) of the first half of my employment but when I tried writing it (which took the last quarter hour of my life) I instantly deleted it as it looked arrogant and read like the scrawlings of a brain-dead turnip.
Instead I’d just like to say a big thank you to the following:
1. George Moorey - you put me onto this position and have been a fantastic help. We’ve worked on some trying projects in the past (I don’t need to mention by name…) so I can’t avoid coming across sycophantic when I say I’m so happy and grateful to be working on this one with you.
2. My fellow Music Network Developers and “The Board” - what a lovely bunch of people to work with. Everyone’s been kind, supportive and have helped give me good ideas about what I can do in my area. I try and use all of our blogs/news/updates to push me harder and get the most out of the short time we have in these positions and am so pleased that the work I’ve been helping people do in Cheltenham is now stretching outwards from the town and into the county.
3. istartedthefire, Jim Lockey, Rob Kimber and the istf family - All quality people with a true passion for all things sexy and great. Fab music, awesome attitude and a lot of fun when it comes to Jagerbombs and pints. I have a lot of faith in what you guys do and will always do whatever I can to help make things work for you. Jim Lockey & The Solemn Sun, Midnight Mile, Joe Summers, Ruth Bewesy, The Cadbury Sisters - if you see these names on posters, for God’s sake go and see them!
4. Kiss My Face - Stefan, Becca and your army of volunteers! Great gigs, the right ideas and a music business head as strong as a steel ox. Getting big bands in and local bands in support - what more could I want from office mates?
5. Rob Champion/BBC Radio Gloucestershire - a half hour local music show every Saturday at 5.30pm? Features and interviews? Reviews and production pieces from students? Groundbreaking work between the BBC, GMF and University the likes that the UK have never seen before? Our backs should be sore from patting, you fine champion (sorry) of the Gloucestershire Music Scene…
6. Robbie Pert/Tone Radio - Often known as my work BFF, I can say unequivocally that this man has almost always turned up to work over the course of the day. Okay, so we’ve now got a student radio station playing across the campuses which looked it was never going to happen when you started. We’ve done Wychwood FM and are doing it next year. Looks like we’re covering the Jazz Festival on an RSL next year as well. And that’s just the stuff we’ve organised on our coffee breaks.
7. John Madden/Loz Apperley @ Cheltenham Underground & Monkeyjam. Great music nights and an original approach to bookings in Cheltenham. I can only see things getting better for you guys and it’s a pleasure to help out wherever I can.
8. Chip/Tommo/Stu/Ben/Simon/Al and all the other venue owners in the town who I’ve met, chatted to and had a free drink from. The fact that everyone wants to work together to improve the local music scene and really sex things up is probably the most important thing that is happening in Cheltenham right now. If you book them, they will come…
9. The Frog & Fiddle - Thanks for the office, thanks for the support, thanks for the Jagerbombs, thanks for the love and I’m working my ass off to get some sweet install done for you as a big thank you!
10. The University of Gloucestershire - students/staff everyone who helps me with just about anything. Believe me when I say this would be a long list. Joe, Simon, Jason, Tom, Mary, Rose, Claire, Sue, Glo, Jude, Rob, Roger, Dave, Andy, Ab are just the staff I can think of just off the bat. Rob, Tim, Adam. See - it’ll just keep on coming. Ben, James, Martin. You get the idea? So I’m not going to go into students. Dave.
11. Mike, Ryan, Marcus (my intern) and all the soundmen plying their trade across town. You are the silent heroes of every music scene across the country. Primadonna kiddy bands. People telling you how to do sound - from stage. Being at a gig and not being able to get drunk. Knowing that you are first in and last out - every time. Gaffer, Duck and Electrical. Loosing your Sharpie. Dead tie-lines. I’ve done my time behind the desk and I know that the sound-man makes the vocalist heard, the guitars thick and the drums pound. Stupid musicians for not understanding the finesse and balance of our art!!!
12. Amelia - my PR assistant, where would I be without you? I’ll tell you. No listings, shit press releases and no opportunity to get all my paperwork in order. Thanks for the sarcasm that keeps me on my toes and stops me becoming a self-absorbed twat.
13. Paul McKee/Clara Hambling @ Cheltenham Borough Council. You guys! What can I say? Music around the CBC places in town? Support for student promotions? Assistance with funding and sign-posting? Constant love? May a shower of fine, sweet cake rain down on you for eternity.
14. The UoG Music Society/Attic Records/Mardyfish promotions - you keep music live within the university and tie things in and around town. Kudos and respect to your collated efforts - muchly appreciated.
15. Ian, Jemma, Gaby, Phil and all @ Cheltenham festivals - great getting to know you, especially with so many of the sexy secret projects we’ve discussed in the pipeline…
16. All the bands and artists. Because I wouldn’t have a job without you.
17. Elle Cooper. You needed rent badly and I offered you £250 for a double-bass that was worth so much more… I don’t feel bad though and will never apologise. I’ve not enjoyed playing music for a long time, but now I have an upright it’s opened up a whole new world to me. Okay - this world may include carrying it up awkward staircases, almost constant blisters and the best joke in the work (Oi mate! Bet you wished you learned violin!) Hilarious. In fact, I’m glad I never learned violin - it’s a girl’s instrument and the upright looks cool, plays better and is just about the sexiest thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of making notes on. Thrill Collins, AJL Quartet, Dan, Chris and all the other people I’ve started playing with. In all this time I’ve been making money by doing music/sound/production stuff I completely forgot that I can do the same playing an instrument and have a great time, every time.
18. Everyone I’ve forgotten. Email me at alansley@glos.ac.uk and I’ll put you in the next blog and say how awesome you are.
and finally…
MY WIFE! You lot probably don’t know her but simply put, without her I would most likely be dead. I know that sounds a little dramatic but those of you who know me know how busy my life is and how I don’t have time to eat/sleep/sit etc. This woman is the sexy and understanding glue that sticks my head to by body and my feet to the floor. I literally couldn’t live without this woman. You see so much TV, advertising and pointless, gutless shit spewn around our various media trying to sell us a ‘soulmate’ or ‘perfect partner’ or ‘Gutterdogs.com - free membership, $19.95/month’ and it makes my heart cry…
I found mine almost eight years ago and married her last September. Believe me when I say she has a pure heart of gold, striking eyes of steel (that are both soft AND scary…) and sense of responsibility that puts the entire efforts of my life to shame. Without her I wouldn’t get to work in the morning. Without her I wouldn’t eat lunch. Without her I would go cold and hungry and could have never formed opinions on soft furnishings.
No wife = no me, it’s a simple equation. Her effort in the whole music development thing is unspoken but critical. She doesn’t read this blog, she only complains when I’m sat here writing it at 22.45 on a Sunday so I’m off to look after the most important person to me, and by proxy my job.
Goodnight! x